When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about
what the fuck do you want
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second
A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Rugrats was really twisted.
when u hear someone talking shit about u
hipster blogs be like
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
Children > Adults
i feel like if lana del rey and james franco had a baby together they would get bored of it and forget about it
Baby laughing while getting shots
> Rock star doctor.
I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him
That person is in the right field! So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.