illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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baconlyfe:

what the fuck do you want

baconlyfe:

what the fuck do you want

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

greetings:

when u hear someone talking shit about u

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rlmjob:

hipster blogs be like

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sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

mightequinn:

laylacreamcheese:

i feel like if lana del rey and james franco had a baby together they would get bored of it and forget about it

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sssibilance:

yourpersonalcheerleader:

linrenzo:

videohall:

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!

That person is in the right field!  So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.

steviepsyclone:

chris141996:

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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Unless you’re in college

back to school commercials after college graduation

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